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有人问毕加索,你的画,我怎么看不懂啊?

毕加索问他,你听过鸟叫吗?

听过。

好听吗?

好听。

你懂吗?

 

Один человек спросил Пикассо:

— Почему я не понимаю ваши картины?

Пикассо спросил:

— Вы слышали пение птиц?

-Слышал.

-Красиво?

-Красиво!

-А его вы понимаете?