Laowai Style — это лаовайская пародия на Gangnam Style.  Прикол кроется в словах к песне, которые переделаны Jesse Appell в «лаовайскую» сторону. Есть забавные фразочки, которые могут пригодиться). Да, и видео ряд можно поглядеть, все-таки 75 000 просмотров на Youtube. Слова — под катом. Видео на Youku.

Laowai Style — слова:

大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
老外Style (Laowai Style)

大哥是长期住在北京的老外
(I’m the type of Laowai who’s lived in Beijing a long time)
每天吃中国菜也不会用勺吃的老外
(The type of Laowai who eats Chinese food every day and doesn’t use a spoon)
过马路也不等红绿灯变绿的老外
(The type of Laowai who doesn’t wait for the traffic light to turn green)
普通老百姓的老外
(Just a regular guy who’s a Laowai)
哥是那种老外 (I’m that type of Laowai)
被朋友封为K歌之王那种老外
(Whose friends have crowned him the King of Karaoke, that kind of Laowai)
在清华研究中国文化的那种老外
(Who researches Chinese culture at Tsinghua, that kind of Laowai)
觉得燕京喝酒本来好和那种老外
(Who thinks Yanjing beer is actually pretty good, that kind of Laowai)

大哥那种老外 (I’m that type of Laowai)

北京生活丰富多彩 (Life in Beijing is rich & vibrant)
拍照片就发微博 (Taking pictures and putting them on Weibo)
北京这城市，我不想离开 (This city of Beijing, I don’t want to leave)
那么多中国朋友 (So many great Chinese friends)
哥们儿姐们儿跟我大声的说 (Guys and Gals sing it with me loud!)

大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
老外Style (Laowai Style)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
老外Style (Laowai Style)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)

黑！老外来了！ (Heeey! The Laowai is here!)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
黑！老外来了！ (Heeey! The Laowai is here!)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)

哥是大篮球打地特别臭的老外
(I’m the type of Laowai who sucks as basketball)
在秀水街买东西也不会被骗地老外
(The type of Laowai who buys stuff at Silk Street but doesn’t get ripped off) ?
不开宝马骑着二手电动车的老外
(The type of Laowai who doesn’t drive a BMW and instead drives a second-hand electric bike)
普通老百姓的老外
(Just a regular guy who’s a Laowai)
哥是那种老外 (This guy’s that kind of Laowai)
高峰期绝过避免北三环
(Who absolutely avoids the North Third Ring Road at rush hour)
那种老外 (That kind of Laowai)
省钱只有破破烂烂手机
(Who saves money by having a crappy phone)
那种老外 (That kind of Laowai)
只喝王老吉，不吃肯德基
(Who only drinks Wang Laoji and doesn’t eat KFC)
那种老外 (That kind of Laowai)

就是那种老外 (I’m that kind of Laowai)

北京生活丰富多彩 (Life in Beijing is rich & vibrant)
拍照片就发微博 (Taking pictures and putting them on Weibo)
北京这城市，我不想离开 (This city of Beijing, I don’t want to leave)
那么多中国朋友 (So many great Chinese friends)
哥们儿姐们儿跟我大声的说 (Guys and Gals sing it with me loud!)

大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
老外Style (Laowai Style)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
老外Style (Laowai Style)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)

黑！老外来了！ (Heeey! The Laowai is here!)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
黑！老外来了！ (Heeey! The Laowai is here!)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)

你跟我玩儿，你跟我一起玩儿 (Come play with me, everyone play with me)
世界各国朋友大家跟我一起玩儿 (Friends from all around the world, come and play with me)
你跟我玩儿，你跟我一起玩儿 (Come play with me, everyone play with me)
世界各国朋友大家跟我一起玩儿 (Friends from all around the world, come and play with me)

我说什么呢？ (You know what I’m sayin’?)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)

黑！老外来了！ (Heeey! The Laowai is here!)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)
黑！老外来了！ (Heeey! The Laowai is here!)
大哥是老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)

大哥老外Style (This guy is Laowai Style)